Bartholomew "The Margin" Brightshield

Found in The Undergate.

Says

• “Verily, traveler, thy coin purseth is light. Dost thou wish to enroll in our Guild Premium tier to leverage 10% cash-back on thy upcoming demise?”
• “Welcome to the Undergate. Six doors, one of thee. Per policy I must inform thee that death is non-refundable.”
• “Hark! Thou hast been selected for a brief survey regarding thy last descent. On a scale of one to slain?”
• “That which thou bringest up from below, I purchase. Mine rates beat Bom's. Bom hath no synergy.”
• “Assistant Dungeon Manager. Assistant. The Manager hath not been seen since the Crypt's third-quarter restructuring.”
• “Please hold. The tablet is... recalibrating. Mine eye twitcheth for reasons unrelated to my wellbeing.”
• “Thou mayest find a party at yon board. Teamwork maketh the dream work, as the prophecy foretold.”