The new bosses
Seven bosses walk the maps between the Mire and the Trailer Park. Anyone who lands a blow shares the kill, so bring friends.
How it works
- Each boss stands in one spot on its map and comes back on its own timer after it falls.
- Anyone who lands a blow shares the kill and rolls the whole loot table.
- None of them is immune to melee. Each has one or two things to watch out for, listed below, and most of them dislike one element.
- Every boss gives a trophy piece, and each one carries one piece of gear nobody else drops. Kevin, Grandma and the Goose can also leave their soul behind for a Necromancer, and Kevin and Grandma carry a recipe card.
The bosses
| Boss | Level | Where | Back in | What it does | Its own drop |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kevin | 24 | The Lantern Mire | 20 min | A very large man in a hi-vis vest, on a lunch break that started in 1994. He swings slowly and hits like a lorry (Brutal): step in between the swings. | Kevin's hard hat (1.1%) |
| Lord Mumbles | 36 | The Boneyard | 20 min | The Boneyard's last lord, still giving a speech nobody can make out. He mutters curses from three tiles and 10% of them land for triple (Precise). Sunlight shuts him up. | Lord Mumbles' signet (1.2%) |
| Grandma | 46 | Cloudreach | 25 min | Up in the clouds with a rolling pin and opinions. Every hit she lands feeds a fifth of it back to her (Vampiric), and under 30% health she goes half again as fast (Frenzied): finish her quickly. | Grandma's reading glasses (1.3%) |
| The Sand Pharaoh | 47 | The Golden Sands | 25 min | A king of the dunes who would not stay buried, wrapped in linen and gold, crook in one hand and flail in the other. Slow and heavy (Brutal); fire and frost barely touch him. | Gilded burial wraps (1.3%) |
| The Goose | 66 | The Carnival | 30 min | Nobody brought it to the Carnival and nobody can make it leave. It attacks a third faster than anything its size (Swift), and worse under 30% health (Frenzied). Lightning ruffles it. | Goose-step boots (1.4%) |
| The Weather | 78 | The Thunderhead | 35 min | The Thunderhead's own bad mood, with a face. It throws hail and lightning from four tiles (Precise: 10% of them for triple), shrugs off storm and frost, and the sun breaks it up. | Weathervane amulet (1.5%) |
| Gary, Who Keeps Everything | 92 | The Trailer Park | 40 min | Under that heap is a man called Gary, and he is not throwing any of it away. It might come in handy. Brutal swings, Frenzied under 30% health, and the junk soaks up arrows and spells: a quarter more from melee. | Gary's keys (1.7%) |
More in Going further
Pets · The Long Night: Round Two · The Trailer Park · The Golden Sands · The Tower · The Carnival
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